Joe is bordering on doo-doo head

Write something, Joe, I command thee!

Because I’ve had a shitty day that you don’t want to hear about

Blah, blah, asshole client, blah blah, incompetent tech support. Okay, that’s done. Instead, for your viewing pleasure, I descend into the comfort of witty (or perhaps witless) limericks. There once was a man from Calais Who stood around painting all dais ’til a nearby damn broke And caused quite a soak And swept that poor [...]

Son of the List of Four

….aaaaaand, here’s Patti’s list. Another one lost in the email! FOUR JOBS I’VE HAD In no particular order Arby’s- made the sandwiches, cash register, drive thru window, all that fun stuff. Bob Evan’s, my first job.  I was the hostess.  I remember standing outside on Father’s Day in like 90 degree weather with my long [...]

Return of the List of Four

Dateline: February 20, 2006. My sister Marianne sits down to write her List of Four and sends it off to my twodinks.com email. What she doesn’t realize is that I never bothered to set it up. So here is her post, a mere one hundred and ninety nine days later. FOUR JOBS I’VE HAD Wendy’s [...]