Cookie also says “let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose ”
[...] Anway, this particular walk with Diana we came across off-leash dog people. When you say that in your head think, “smokers”, or, “child molesters”. Now you must remember (or be informed) we have a new puppy whom we found via That’ll Do Border Collie Rescue. Bandit came from a bad situation in Montana but that is a whole other story. The off-leash dog people don’t know this, nor do we expect them to, nor should they assume everyone elses dogs are as perfect as their flea-bag mutt. As we approached, Diana attempted to keep Bandit under control as she can be unpredictable around other dogs (she loves to play). The guy (there was a guy and a gal) assured us his dog was friendly. He knows this because he speaks dog and regularly communes with other woodland creatures in the region. As half predicted Bandit lunged and barked at the off-leash dog. I don’t recall what he said, something like, “hey hey hey”, as though he was Fat Albert or something. Then he lectured Diana on how we’d never train Bandit to be as perfect as his off-leash angel and how we should want our dog to be friendly. Bandit is very friendly, we’re just not interested in seeing her get injured by a strange dog in a play fight gone wrong. Diana told the chain smoking child molester Bandit is our dog and we’ll train her how we like. The whole exchange was awkward but ended with both parties muttering to one another as we continued on in opposite directions. I silently wished the witch doctors were there to cast spells on them or at least put them on a picket line with no strike pay. [...]
Oh my gosh how cute is that?!
Pleased to meet you Bandit.
Cookie says “woof woof”
Cookie also says “let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose ”
etc.
Bandit rox.
But don’t we all say that to YOU Dave. lol lol
Um, ew.
Bandit is a cutie. He looks like he would be a good/fun dog to have!
[...] Anway, this particular walk with Diana we came across off-leash dog people. When you say that in your head think, “smokers”, or, “child molesters”. Now you must remember (or be informed) we have a new puppy whom we found via That’ll Do Border Collie Rescue. Bandit came from a bad situation in Montana but that is a whole other story. The off-leash dog people don’t know this, nor do we expect them to, nor should they assume everyone elses dogs are as perfect as their flea-bag mutt. As we approached, Diana attempted to keep Bandit under control as she can be unpredictable around other dogs (she loves to play). The guy (there was a guy and a gal) assured us his dog was friendly. He knows this because he speaks dog and regularly communes with other woodland creatures in the region. As half predicted Bandit lunged and barked at the off-leash dog. I don’t recall what he said, something like, “hey hey hey”, as though he was Fat Albert or something. Then he lectured Diana on how we’d never train Bandit to be as perfect as his off-leash angel and how we should want our dog to be friendly. Bandit is very friendly, we’re just not interested in seeing her get injured by a strange dog in a play fight gone wrong. Diana told the chain smoking child molester Bandit is our dog and we’ll train her how we like. The whole exchange was awkward but ended with both parties muttering to one another as we continued on in opposite directions. I silently wished the witch doctors were there to cast spells on them or at least put them on a picket line with no strike pay. [...]