Comments on: Meet Bandit http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/ random musings from Joe, Dave, and friends Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:34:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: The People That You Meet at Two Dinks http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-1277 The People That You Meet at Two Dinks Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:47:35 +0000 http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-1277 [...] Anway, this particular walk with Diana we came across off-leash dog people. When you say that in your head think, “smokers”, or, “child molesters”. Now you must remember (or be informed) we have a new puppy whom we found via That’ll Do Border Collie Rescue. Bandit came from a bad situation in Montana but that is a whole other story. The off-leash dog people don’t know this, nor do we expect them to, nor should they assume everyone elses dogs are as perfect as their flea-bag mutt. As we approached, Diana attempted to keep Bandit under control as she can be unpredictable around other dogs (she loves to play). The guy (there was a guy and a gal) assured us his dog was friendly. He knows this because he speaks dog and regularly communes with other woodland creatures in the region. As half predicted Bandit lunged and barked at the off-leash dog. I don’t recall what he said, something like, “hey hey hey”, as though he was Fat Albert or something. Then he lectured Diana on how we’d never train Bandit to be as perfect as his off-leash angel and how we should want our dog to be friendly. Bandit is very friendly, we’re just not interested in seeing her get injured by a strange dog in a play fight gone wrong. Diana told the chain smoking child molester Bandit is our dog and we’ll train her how we like. The whole exchange was awkward but ended with both parties muttering to one another as we continued on in opposite directions. I silently wished the witch doctors were there to cast spells on them or at least put them on a picket line with no strike pay. [...] [...] Anway, this particular walk with Diana we came across off-leash dog people. When you say that in your head think, “smokers”, or, “child molesters”. Now you must remember (or be informed) we have a new puppy whom we found via That’ll Do Border Collie Rescue. Bandit came from a bad situation in Montana but that is a whole other story. The off-leash dog people don’t know this, nor do we expect them to, nor should they assume everyone elses dogs are as perfect as their flea-bag mutt. As we approached, Diana attempted to keep Bandit under control as she can be unpredictable around other dogs (she loves to play). The guy (there was a guy and a gal) assured us his dog was friendly. He knows this because he speaks dog and regularly communes with other woodland creatures in the region. As half predicted Bandit lunged and barked at the off-leash dog. I don’t recall what he said, something like, “hey hey hey”, as though he was Fat Albert or something. Then he lectured Diana on how we’d never train Bandit to be as perfect as his off-leash angel and how we should want our dog to be friendly. Bandit is very friendly, we’re just not interested in seeing her get injured by a strange dog in a play fight gone wrong. Diana told the chain smoking child molester Bandit is our dog and we’ll train her how we like. The whole exchange was awkward but ended with both parties muttering to one another as we continued on in opposite directions. I silently wished the witch doctors were there to cast spells on them or at least put them on a picket line with no strike pay. [...]

]]> By: Patti http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-597 Patti Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:04:19 +0000 http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-597 Bandit is a cutie. He looks like he would be a good/fun dog to have! Bandit is a cutie. He looks like he would be a good/fun dog to have!

]]> By: Merno http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-587 Merno Sat, 11 Nov 2006 15:50:34 +0000 http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-587 Um, ew. Um, ew.

]]> By: jackie http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-557 jackie Wed, 08 Nov 2006 23:58:01 +0000 http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-557 But don't we all say that to YOU Dave. lol lol But don’t we all say that to YOU Dave. lol lol

]]> By: Dave http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-556 Dave Wed, 08 Nov 2006 23:36:19 +0000 http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-556 Cookie also says "let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose " etc. Bandit rox. Cookie also says “let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose let me lick your mouth let me lick your nose ”

etc.

Bandit rox.

]]> By: jackie http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-546 jackie Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:35:26 +0000 http://twodinks.com/2006/11/07/meet-bandit/#comment-546 Oh my gosh how cute is that?! Pleased to meet you Bandit. Cookie says "woof woof" Oh my gosh how cute is that?!
Pleased to meet you Bandit.
Cookie says “woof woof”

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