Comments on: (There’s Little Chance You’ll) Rock Me Tonight

By: Merno

Merno — Thu, 31 May 2007 17:26:07 +0000

OMG Jim, that is so funny.

By: dave

dave — Thu, 31 May 2007 02:51:36 +0000

“Looks like Grace Jones got hungry and ate Mr. T.”

Now THAT right there is damn funny.

By: Merno

Merno — Thu, 31 May 2007 02:42:19 +0000

The oddity of the whole bad dancing thing is Billy Squier IS GAY. The dancing makes him LOOK GAY. That, and a bad case of homoerotic rug burn.

I heard this song in the 80’s potentially 10,000 times, and I never got so excited about the song intro that I did the whole “my upper arms are apparently superglued to my torso so I’ll flail at the elbow” dance. Come on, Billy, you wrote it. Act like you’ve been there.
And Clarence Clemmons? Looks like Grace Jones got hungry and ate Mr. T.

Jim

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 30 May 2007 16:24:44 +0000

I’ll bet the GE Internet Police have all of YouTube blocked. Not that blocking those videos individually because of their badness would be a bad idea.

By: maz

maz — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:49:50 +0000

Those videos must be bad. Even the GE Internet police have banned then from viewing. I guess I should be thankful they are there watching over me?

By: jackie

jackie — Wed, 30 May 2007 03:23:17 +0000

okay. um moving on…
Courtney Cox always danced so well as Fat Monica though.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:49:26 +0000

Frotteurism quite obviously leads to freaking (aka grinding), which we all know is dirty and wrong.

By: Merno

Merno — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:45:13 +0000

Guys, GUYS how many times do I have to say. Your wives and girlfriends want you to dance with them because of this:

Frotteurism /frot·teur·ism/ (fro-toor´izm) a paraphilia in which sexual arousal or orgasm is achieved by actual or fantasized rubbing up against another person, usually in a crowded place with an unsuspecting victim. (weird guy rubbing up against you by “accident”)

NOT because we LOVE how you dance. Please, help me avoid the weirdo rubbing himself against my behind.

submitted kindly by your sister.

By: Merno

Merno — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:37:01 +0000

WOW!

My EYES my EYES!

I saved myself by not watching the whole thing. YIKES