Jan 09 2008
“Thank you, Bacon.” Sincerely, Water Chestnut III
Since all of you seem to think that I’ve seen the entire internet (and have expressed no small measure of jealousy at my time-wasting skills), it dawned on me that on slow days, when I have nothing to say, I can share with you some of the entertaining nuggets that cross my path in the course of the day, such as this lovely clip. Also, run-on sentences are even more fun when they’re completely unnecessary.
Not sure if it’s the GE Internet police or if your link is broken but I can’t see it which makes me sad and I am so sleepy this morning I could use a good laugh with a cup of coffee and maybe a Danish to go with it to wake me up since I’m probably the only one that reads this thing this early in the morning but who knows, maybe someone else is out there looking at it like me and wondering if there is something wrong with this link or there computer. Wow, was that sentence long!
Ah, the funny pale man (not you, Dave).
If you haven’t heard him riff on the Hot Pockets, well, it’s about time. Sorry for the short, to the point sentences.
I can understand Maz reading this at 3:25. But what the hell are you doing up at 4 in the morning, Jim?
(Maz, sorry…I’m not surprised GE blocks YouTube.)
6:25 am, you must have this clock set up in another time zone.
Or are you trying to make us believe you were up at 5:47 am?
Well, the meat was safely “pushed down” and then you had to go top it off with more meat! You meattopperoffer you! Ok, I’ll stop before I elicit illicit comments.
AH. It’s set to west coast time. That Joe, thinking the world revolves around the west side.
NTPWF, I’m trying to keep this blog meat-focused. You know, for the ladies.
I was too excited to sleep, hoping for a new Two Dinks post.
I actually was up for my mile sprint, ran the steps at the stadium, little boxing with a side of beef, push-ups using chairs over candles, weapons training and my new passion, Israeli Special Forces close combat training.
Actually, that’s not true. There’s no stadium near here. And it was 6:40am. Eastern. If we’re up, you’re up.
Now that’s some funny stuff! You can’t go wrong with a good bacon routine.
Ever notice nobody ever throws out leftover bacon? You know why??
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LEFTOVER BACON!
You can’t just eat a slice, you have to eat all of it. It’s a law.
That guy’s funny. I can’t believe he did a whole bit on bacon.
I can’t believe he did a whole bit on bacon.
bacon bits? lol Lorraine made a funny.
Amen Jim.