May 04 2008

Don’t Ever Let Us Navigate

Published by Dave at 8:16 pm under Travel

We had beautiful weather here today and as usual, such weather put us in the mood for a lovely walk in the woods with Riley. It’s been a long time since we walked up the hill from the Wilson Mills trailhead to the Forest Picnic Area, so that’s where we headed. We figured that once we reached the top of the hill we’d stop, give Riley some water, then head back down via the bridle path that more or less parallels the paved trail. I’ve included a handy map below.

This is where we should have walked

So we had a lovely walk up the hill. Riley’s still in training, so we shoved a teeny smidgen of chicken-like product in his mouth around every fourth step. We passed quite a few other people walking their dogs or riding bikes. When Riley managed to ignore the distractions, he got a treat. We even passed some guy on his horse, looking all jaunty in his boots and goofy hat. He caused Riley to go eleven and a half seconds without a treat. Then the danger was past. And Riley got a treat. We reached the top in around a half hour, and after Riley had his water and even more treats, we headed into the woods to start down. This is when we seem to have taken a wrong turn.

We passed a family walking their overexcited mutt as we entered the woods. This took our mind off paying attention to trail signs and onto Riley’s behavior, and our first bad decision was made. We meandered off in the general direction of Chardon Road.

As we continued down what we believed to be the correct path, it felt to me like we were headed a little too far north, but no big deal. We’d end up where we needed to be. Or, you know. Not.

When we broke out of the woods at Oxbow Lane, I knew we had a hike on our hands.

Notice the aborted attempt to correct our mistake by following what is apparently a little-used bridle trail into a swamp. We made it to about where the little horsey sign is before we got tired of slogging through mud and underbrush, turned around, and headed back out towards Chagrin River Rd.

Then we took another detour. We decided that, rather than walk in traffic through the twisties (not shown on this map, but trust me, they’re there), we’d walk the loop through Riverview Rd. A pleasant diversion that added another mile to our trek.

We finally made it back to the car, where Riley drank most of a bottle of water and we laughed at ourselves for managing to get “lost” in a Metropark. And that’s how we turned a 4 mile walk into a 7 mile odyssey.

Oh, and…

We have a new banner. The increasingly inaccurate “freezing our asses off” banner was starting to get on my nerves. Problem is, all my Joe-n-Dave pics are here at home and every time I thought about making up a new banner I was at my office. Figured I’d throw in a few color tweaks while I was at it. Makes me feel like I know what I’m doing after spending five hours today not getting other web-ish to work.

11 Responses to “Don’t Ever Let Us Navigate”

  1. Jimon 05 May 2008 at 9:13 am

    You’ll have to pick up one of those things…. I’m drawing a blank….

    a MAP.

  2. Daveon 05 May 2008 at 9:34 am

    Don’t I wish. At the trailhead kiosk there’s a huge map to look at, but there aren’t any to take on your hike.

  3. Jimon 05 May 2008 at 10:27 am

    At least you got a nice hike out of it, And I bet a good night of sleep!

  4. Pattion 05 May 2008 at 12:38 pm

    SOunds like a nice hike….although longer than you had planned.

    It was a beautiful day yesterday!

  5. Other Jimon 05 May 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Glad one of you didn’t get eaten by the other two. Metroparks can be desolate, isolated places, if you can block out all the other people. Everyone who’s ever lost on TV wished they had a sat phone. You should get one. Maybe a Garmin would do. Flare guns are fun.

    And thanks for the pic of you and Barry Beefonweck gang humping the tree

  6. NTPWFon 05 May 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Nice wood

  7. Other Jimon 05 May 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Well spoken, good form

  8. jackieon 05 May 2008 at 8:47 pm

    “And thanks for the pic of you and Barry Beefonweck gang humping the tree”

    BAahahahahahhahaahhhahahahahhah

    that other Jim just busts me up…

  9. Momon 11 May 2008 at 12:25 pm

    That story sure makes me feel better about my little sight seeing tour of Kentucky!

  10. Other Jimon 12 May 2008 at 12:13 pm

    um, did it ever occur to you to just turn around?

    Looks like a nice long hike in which Riley had many opportunities for training.

  11. Joeon 14 May 2008 at 7:47 am

    I will not continue to be the butt of everyone’s jokes. Plus, I’m hungry. For Beef on weck.

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