Levity, for once.

by Dave on September 23, 2008

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only three Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what’s natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it.  After a while, Bob and Tom’s resistance to natures’  urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.

Well, a couple more years went by,  and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

So they buried Debbie.

(Dedicated to Marianne, who’s convinced men are pigs. :D )

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

NTPWF 09.23.08 at 3:10 pm

I’m with Marianne!!

Dave 09.23.08 at 5:36 pm

What? Is that joke sexist?

Other Jim 09.23.08 at 5:44 pm

Why, it’s necrophiliariffic!!

Jim 09.24.08 at 5:44 am

Love us, hate us, tht was funny.
In a gross way.

Patti 09.24.08 at 6:27 am

Wow.

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