Forget all your troubles, albeit temporarily, and take a moment to celebrate!  His royal bad self, Chuck Norris, turned 69 today.  I’m sure he pummeled his cake into submission.  Chuck has become quite the internet/Conan O’Brian sensation, as clever folks strive to come up with ways to describe just how tough Chuck is.  This has inevitably drifted [...]

So the market continues to be in turmoil. The economic bad news continues its Hit Parade. Here at twodinks east, we’re driving ourselves crazy with uncertainty. Ride it out so we can benefit from the inevitable upswing? Pull all our money out, take the huge tax hit, and put it in a Mason jar? What [...]