Bad day
by Dave on Dec.20, 2009, under Minutiae
I rear-ended a car this morning. (I knew it was going to be a really bad day!)
Then, the driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!!
He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
December 20th, 2009 on 12:44 pm
I bet he was Grumpy!
December 20th, 2009 on 2:51 pm
See now that there is funny.
December 20th, 2009 on 10:10 pm
Poor guy….he’s just probably driving to work, too, listening to some They Might Be Giants or singing the Hi Ho, Hi Ho song, and WHAM–this vertically unchallenged man ruins his ride. Better hope that wasn’t Litigious, the misunderstood 8th brother.
Since his car was wrecked, did you offer to toss him at work?
December 21st, 2009 on 9:23 am
No, I offered to toss him to work.
It was that guy from “The Little Couple.”
December 21st, 2009 on 10:39 am
Woo-woo-woooooo. Sorry Other Jim, you’ve been busted by the grammar police. Sentencing shall be handed down forthwith.
December 28th, 2009 on 8:59 pm
I’m sitting here with Angie and she wants to know if this is real.
December 28th, 2009 on 9:02 pm
Damn, I wish it was. Sounds like the kind of thing that would come out of my mouth, doesn’t it?