I rear-ended a car this morning. (I knew it was going to be a really bad day!)
Then, the driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!!
He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
Bad day
December 20, 2009 By 7 Comments
I bet he was Grumpy!
See now that there is funny.
Poor guy….he’s just probably driving to work, too, listening to some They Might Be Giants or singing the Hi Ho, Hi Ho song, and WHAM–this vertically unchallenged man ruins his ride. Better hope that wasn’t Litigious, the misunderstood 8th brother.
Since his car was wrecked, did you offer to toss him at work?
No, I offered to toss him to work.
It was that guy from “The Little Couple.”
Woo-woo-woooooo. Sorry Other Jim, you’ve been busted by the grammar police. Sentencing shall be handed down forthwith.
I’m sitting here with Angie and she wants to know if this is real.
Damn, I wish it was. Sounds like the kind of thing that would come out of my mouth, doesn’t it?