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Sure, but think of the benefit to mankind

by on Apr.28, 2010, under Minutiae

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….

#Tourist: $5.00
#Broiled  Missionary: $10.00
#Fried  Explorer: $15.00
#Grilled Fox News Commentator: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Fox News Commentators?”

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”

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San Francisco Traffic, 1906

by on Apr.12, 2010, under Minutiae

I thought this video was pretty fascinating:

It’s worth checking the full post for details.

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