A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
| #Tourist: | $5.00 |
| #Broiled Missionary: | $10.00 |
| #Fried Explorer: | $15.00 |
| #Grilled Fox News Commentator: | $100.00 |
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Fox News Commentators?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”
Why you suddenly got no love for Fox? I know, I know. You’re mad because all their blonde commentators are hotter than Rachel Maddow.