JOE is a Canadian. We don’t hold that against him, as one cannot choose where one is born. Possessing all the charm and dry wit to be expected of those of his kind, Joe can be counted on to lend a “north of the border” flavor to your surroundings.

DAVE is American, thought that doesn’t mean he wears shirts festooned with Old Glory and bald eagles. Nor does he like Budweiser.