JOE is a Canadian. We don’t hold that against him, as one cannot choose where one is born. Possessing all the charm and dry wit to be expected of those of his kind, Joe can be counted on to lend a “north of the border” flavor to your surroundings.
Joe: Everyone knows it’s, “flavour”, not, “flavor”. Well, everyone except the spell check.
Dave:Does everyone also know that Canadians use, too many, commas?
DAVE is just a cranky old fart. He believes in gay rights, but has no problem with guns (okay, maybe fully automatic weapons). He thinks meth/crack/heroin dealers should be executed, but that pot should be legal. He doesn’t believe that government is the solution to every problem, but sometimes government is the only thing big enough to put together a workable solution. He believes America can be a great place, or an awful place, depending on your socioeconomic status and your own attitude on things and how much you listen to right-wing radio.
He believes that those who identify themselves as purely a conservative or liberal is brainwashed or ignorant of their own political spectrum.