Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill (nsfw)

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New Airport Security Rules

The recent attempted bombing of a flight over US soil by 23-year-old Nigerian, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, has prompted airport officials to introduce tighter security restrictions for all flights. Apparently Abdulmutallab had visited Yemen before returning to Nigeria in December 2009. His father was reportedly worried that his son had come into contact with radical Islamists [...]

Top Several Things I Love About My New iPhone

I recently abandoned my Blackberry 8800 and hopped aboard the 3GS iPhone bandwagon. Here are the top several things I love: GPS: I’ve noticed that my dogs tend to poop in more or less the same position along our route each day. I’m certain they’re trying to communicate with me. Since everyone knows dogs were [...]

Why I Was Late For Work Today. by Joe M.

Ok, so I was late for work this morning. I was pissy when I finally got in and the last thing I wanted to do was answer the question, “where were you this morning”, by every Tom Dick and Hairy Salesperson that wanted to satisfy their curiosity. To make it easy on everyone I decided [...]

Transformers ROTF: C.G.I.arrhea

That’s right. The latest Transformers flick inspired me to coin a new phrase: C.G.I.arrhea. Just what is C.G.I.arrhea? Well, it’s much like good ol’ diarrhea except that you get to pay $9 bucks to experience it (and if you’re lucky it comes with a pair of flippant juvenile fucks that enhance the experience with their [...]

Bandit & Cassie Photo Gallery

Head on over to my MobileMe Gallery and check out the new photo gallery featuring Bandit & Cassie. These photos were shot by Sheena of Big Air Photography. Sheena is also the guardian angel behind BC Border Collie Rescue where both Bandit and Cassie were adopted by us from. I know I’ve been AWOL lately [...]