So Long, Big Butter…

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Big Butter Jesus went down in a creamy conflagration last night. All that’s left is the metal skeleton, prompting the new name of Terminator Jesus, used all over town today. His raised right hand was struck by lightning, and lo and behold, styrofoam covered in fiberglass burns real good. The statue and adjoining building both [...]

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“I find your lack of faith disturbing” …sorry. Just had to get that first obvious one out there. (click on picture to see it bigger…)

Unprepared, it seems

So my brother Tony headed to his house on Long Island over last weekend. He doesn’t bring any boots with him, and they don’t own a shovel. Anyone seeing the impending problem yet? Luckily, they had stopped for groceries on the way out of the city Friday night. His girlfriend wakes up Saturday to find [...]

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You can’t fix stupid

747 + F14 + NYC = more job loss (in this case warranted) Seriously? Seriously? Merno