That’s right. The latest Transformers flick inspired me to coin a new phrase: C.G.I.arrhea. Just what is C.G.I.arrhea? Well, it’s much like good ol’ diarrhea except that you get to pay $9 bucks to experience it (and if you’re lucky it comes with a pair of flippant juvenile fucks that enhance the experience with their [...]

We have an Amish girl, Katie, who comes once in a while to help us keep up with the cleaning. She told us a little bit ago that she was asked to go back to her old job of teaching to cover for someone who would be out for the rest of the school year. [...]

**spoilers in this post, and quite likely in the comments ** Have you seen Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull yet? Wondering whether you should? Well, let me weigh in on that question: No. You shouldn’t see it. Unless it’s a rainy Saturday and you can catch the matinée. And you don’t [...]