twodinks.com » evil http://twodinks.com wordpress, expression engine, and nonsense Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:46:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= Now available: Pat Robertson Voodoo Doll! http://twodinks.com/2010/01/18/now-available-pat-robertson-voodoo-doll/ http://twodinks.com/2010/01/18/now-available-pat-robertson-voodoo-doll/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:58:51 +0000 Dave http://twodinks.com/?p=958 Finally! What you’ve all been asking for! A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERSTON VOODOO DOLL.

After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!

Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache? give him back pain? jab him in the crotch? Of course you have! Well then BID NOW to own your very own physical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.

Accessories included with the doll are Pat’s very own “HOLY” BIBLE and BAG OF MONEY taken from real Americans! WOW!

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